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We’ve all seen it. We try to forget it, like it never happened, but we cannot escape it’s horrible truth. Yes, I of course am referring to Trump and his inhuman hair. “The Donald”, as he likes to be referred (no doubt what his robot mother called him as a boy), is a self-made millionaire, who started as a real-estate tycoon and ended up a reality-television star. Those he’s changed jobs, houses, and wives quite often, one thing has never been altered: his hair. this leads one to ask the ultimately obvious question: Is Donald Trump’s hair even real? The answer is: no, of course not. After spending hundreds of thousands of dollars, scientists have ruled out the possibly that what sits on Donald Trump’s head is another life-form. But is it a wig? A smaller robot? Nobody knows. Nobody… except Donald Trump, that is.